Battle Royal

In Jaipur there was a huge battle between me the ants and the monkeys. First was the ants. When we went to dinner, at least 200 ants got in to the hotel hallway and like 25 in our room. I had to start the war. I had slain at least 10 when another wave came and I was getting surrounded. So i pulled a fast one and got them all. But more came and I had no idea why. Then I discovered that they were crawling under the door. So I put a towel on the ground with some shoe reinforcement. I had won round one. Then I sadly lost round two the next day for I was attacked by monkeys. I was walking alone when I went upstairs and was just looking. Then out of no where at least six monkeys came running around the corner screeching and howling. I looked and thought they were dogs so I ran a way but they were quick. I turned the corner when one punched my waist. I had gotten down the stairs and they stopped, looked at me and yelled. I was cornered in the wall between the balcony of the road and another balcony that lead to a lower level. Just as I was thinking to run and jump to escape the monkeys, the waiter from the restaurant came running up grabbed a pole and scared them off. So i ran in the room and thanked him later. I had lost.